Wade’s Got The Moves
The Association thinks Dwyane Wade can’t stop trying to draw fouls wherever he goes. But I think he simply knows a thing or 3 about balancing gracefully in the wave…of…life (Waltonism!).
View ArticleDwyane “Whistle” Wade Revisited
Ref Derek Richardson: Nonono, that wasn’t a foul Dwyane. Dwyane Wade: (silent) Richardson: Look, I mean, maybe there was contact, but I didn’t see it Wade: (silent) Richardson: ….well I guess I sort...
View ArticleLeBron Introduced Wade’s Face To Uncle Forearms
No, I haven’t seen that show before. Yes, I’m far too young to know its significance. But that phrase has somehow been burned into my subconcious. ANYwho. Should LeBron be suspended after seeing that...
View ArticleWow, Does Mark Cuban Hold A Grudge Or What
I’m inclined to say “yes”, yes he does he does hold a grudge. A huuuge one; one that probably close friends would be ticked enough to remind Mark from time to time, “dude, Let.It.Go. already. GOD!...
View ArticleDwyane Wade Doesn’t Need Time To Heal — He Heals Time
Or something, my Chuck Norris-esque joke attempts are weak. Here is what AP writer Tim Reynolds is stirring up: Dwyane Wade sat before a bank of microphones on March 5, saying he would need at least...
View ArticleA Pictoral Recap of Last Night’s Games; and Blog Show is Bangin’
Pistons beat Cavaliers: ‘Twas a low scoring affair with Detroit seemingly in control the entire time (even though the game was close most of the game). Don’t be fooled by the fact that LeBron James...
View ArticleDwyane Wade Will Take His Sweet Time
Oy, two posts in one day about the Miami Heat? Ugh. Oh well, we have to toughen up for this shit. So mister D-Wade isn’t going to be back on time for training camp because the doctor has some words of...
View ArticleThe Fun Is Underway At The Worlds
The broadcast of the World Championships couldn’t be any worse for basketball fans in Canada. We have two national sports networks in TSN and Rogers Sportsnet with a satellite cable network called The...
View ArticleNo Fooling Around For Team USA
Apologies for not saying something.. anything about the first Team USA game the other night.. I was sleeping.. very soundly (what can I say? gotta get my sleep on). So, forgiveness please! My...
View ArticleLive Blogging (From In Front of My TV Set) Germany vs. USA!
Full disclosure before this game gets started: I’ve only seen Chapters 1-5 from last year’s weird “phenomenon” (which is why the joke is a bit stale). Annnyyyways. Good morning y’all, this is a great...
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